June 2012
147 posts
Girl: Hey can you check for me?
Friend: Yeah walk in front of me.
*looks at butt*
Friend: Nope, you're good.
friend: let's go to a party
me: i can't i'm ugly
Me: OMG let's go do something productive today!
Tumblr: Are you sure?
Me: Yeah I need a social li-
Tumblr: Do you?
Tumblr: Do you really?
Me: But I have no frie-
Tumblr: I'm your friend.
Me: But I was just gon-
Tumblr: Sh sit down.
Me: Ok.
